Alright! After RPing some smex, I've decided that I will not use the usual nicknames and lingo (
ex: cock, penis, manhood, member, the sin itself, blah, blah, blah) when I write that porn novel someday! >0
Brain stroming: peener (definately using that one), the impregnator (since it'll probably be a hetero porn novel >P), johnson, schlong (because it's funny to me) ... protein shake machine....? ANY OTHER IDEAS?!
[EDIT] New suggestions: wenis, dongle, Juan Diego, ding dong (XD), man-handle, tube steak (lmao), trouser snake, pecker, man meat, *coughLikeAcough* spear, man staff, wang, 'bait and tackle', 'twig and berries', 'cash and prizes' (thank you Dane Cook >D), fuck stick, meatpole (thank you,
the_neener!), luvstick (thank you, oh_chan)...