Brain Storming! >:D

[karasumaakane]

Alright! After RPing some smex, I've decided that I will not use the usual nicknames and lingo (ex: cock, penis, manhood, member, the sin itself, blah, blah, blah) when I write that porn novel someday! >0

Brain stroming: peener (definately using that one), the impregnator (since it'll probably be a hetero porn novel >P), johnson, schlong (because it's funny to me) ... protein shake machine....? ANY OTHER IDEAS?!

[EDIT] New suggestions: wenis, dongle, Juan Diego, ding dong (XD), man-handle, tube steak (lmao), trouser snake, pecker, man meat, *coughLikeAcough* spear, man staff, wang, 'bait and tackle', 'twig and berries', 'cash and prizes' (thank you Dane Cook >D), fuck stick, meatpole (thank you, the_neener!), luvstick (thank you, oh_chan)...

Comments

[gimpdaddy.livejournal.com]

Wenis.
Dongle.

BTW...I'm David. I friended you awhile ago. But it's okay, I'm not all creepy-stalker or anything...in spite of the fact that the first time I comment here it's about penis nicknames. >__>

[karasumaakane]

Wenis? *thinks* Could work, could work.

I post randomly. It's unfortunately that you got stuck with a penis entry, but welcome anyways! >:D

[fireflyprincess.livejournal.com]

Dude rewatch the movie with the Dawson Creek dude about football. He states like all the different names for a penis in it. I think one was Juan Diego.

[karasumaakane]

You mean 'Varsity Blues'? I've seen that movie, but it was a long time ago.

Haha! After I looked at the name Juan Diego, the first thing that came to mind was the "Ding Dong Song"! XD

[miya808.livejournal.com]

Does man-handle count?

[karasumaakane]

*adds man-handle to the list* >:D

[miya808.livejournal.com]

Seriously, hit up the fanfiction.

[miya808.livejournal.com]

It's research, yo.

Trouser snake, pecker, man meat, and OMFG how could you forget "like a spear"?!?!

[miya808.livejournal.com]

On the spear note...shaft?, staff?

[karasumaakane]

XDDD!! We just need some peaches to go with that spear!!

I've seen shaft used a lot (even though it makes me think of the song, not a peener).

[miya808.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, peaches. XD

First off, X-Files love! Next, yeah I can see the other shaft reference and the over usage.

[kenickie]

Schlong is one of my favorites. :D!

Tube steak? XD? Nino used that one in SN not long ago.

[karasumaakane]

I can't say schlong without laughing. XD

Tube steak!! Holy crap, that's a good one!

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda surprised no one has mentioned "wang" yet...

[karasumaakane]

Good one~

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Two others I remembered, if you need terms for the full set: "bait and tackle" and "twig and berries"...

[karasumaakane]

>:D *writes them down*

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

How did I forget "tallywhacker"?

[ohfreckle.livejournal.com]

Oh god, are there still people who write manhood? *shudders*

Schlong, definitely schlong XD And of course there's no porn without 'fuck stick' :D

[karasumaakane]

Unfortunately, I've read some that still use it. -_-;;

I love that one. XD 'Fuck stick'! I like that one!