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[karasumaakane]

Just as a warning to all: Kite is not good for your health.

I started think a while back... If I do ever run my own yaoi panel at a convention, what would happen if they asked about more mainstream movies and series? I know about a lot of yaoi, but I'm kind of uninformed on the more mainstream anime porn. So I unfortunately downloaded the director's cut version of Kite. The sex/porn doesn't bother me, I'll just say that outright. After a while it's the vomiting, dismembering, pissing of pants, and child abuse that get to me. Fortunately the download is supposed to have a special codec for the audio, so I watched it without noise or dialouge. Come on - it's a porn so plot attempts don't count. Also began downloading Mezzo Forte. It's by the same director that did Kite...

This doesn't look promising.

EDIT: Mezzo Forte = >Þ


A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopy:

1. "Take it easy Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know in Arkansas we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." And the best one of them all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is, in fact, not up there?"

Comments

[mizuno-caitlin.livejournal.com]

Oh, Akane! You didn't need to pay all of my fines! Yours were only about $3. Anyway, to make up for it, I upgraded your LJ. You can have more icons, now. I'll do it again closer to Christmas so you'll have a few months of upgradedness guarnteed. I also have a few more DVDs for you. If you're too busy for them, I can return them. If you want them, you can pick them up here whenever. Also, the bird book was yours to keep. I picked it back up when it came in. It was discharged from the library when Sheryl cleaned out the adult nonfiction. I took off the plastic cover this time so you'll remember... if, that is, you still want it.

[karasumaakane]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Upgraded LJ = more icons!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you!!! *SQUEEZE & HUGSSSSSS*

PS - I didn't know that book was mine to keep. No, wonder why the clerk looked at me funny! XD I'll take it (and Stargate) when I see you again.

[mizuno-caitlin.livejournal.com]

http://www.livejournal.com/community/venturebrothers/27214.html

You need these icons. The one in the second row specifically!

[karasumaakane]

lmfao! XD