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[karasumaakane]

I figured it out - my new computer is a little virgin bitch! >< DAMNIT!!! I figured it would be a guy like most of my other electronics, but it's a closed legs, whimpering, scared, virgin bitch. Le sigh. It works fine on it's own, but she won't connect to my portable harddrive, digital camera, or mp3 player. I'm gonna kill you! No, better I'm going to rape you until you submit! Oh yes, you will submit, bitch.

s8#$&*!&113180y@#^%$* ><

*puts Itachi wallpaper to bg* Let the mindfuck begin!!!!!

Comments

[mizuno-caitlin.livejournal.com]

0_o'

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Damn, woman. Well, your pretty devil is sexing up my parapalegic as we speak. Perhaps they could teach her a lesson. *evil grin*

[karasumaakane]

XD Yes, perhaps they should. *glares at virgin bitch*

[miya808.livejournal.com]

Ummm..that freaked me out a little. ~.~'

[karasumaakane]

Sorry about that. ^_^'''

[fireflyprincess.livejournal.com]

*falls to tjhe floor from laughing so hard* You are one of a kind Akane, trully one of a kind! By the way I quit my job, just to let you know.

[karasumaakane]

Uh, thank you. ^_^ Why did you quit? Is it cause you're sick or did you just beat Hong to firing you? Either way, welcome to the ranks of the jobless - I am currently the President. Boo-yah.

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

Note to self: If I'm ever in need of a dominatrix, or at the very least someone that can think/talk like one, now I know who to ask...

[karasumaakane]

I am at your service! *coughforafeecough*
*cracks whip* ^_^

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

*Pouts* Sucks being poor...

[karasumaakane]

Sorry, I have to earn a living some how. *pat, pat*